WOMEN Rules!

1. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.
2. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.
3. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.
4. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.
5. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.
6. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.
7. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she’s most fertile.
8. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.
9. A girl would prefer to get a 200Php gift from Rustan’s. than a 1000Php gift from LKK Mall. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.
10. If women give you their number on a Friday, Tuesday or Wednesday these are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late.
11. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.
12. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.
13. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
14. The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.
15. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.
16. The average woman kisses 49 men before getting married.
17. She hates your PS2 more than she admits to you. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.
18. Women who are obsessed with their pets also like to keep their men on a short leash.
19. Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom.
20. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.
21. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.
22. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.
23. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.
24. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.
25. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
26. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas.
27. Women will have a hard time getting an orgasm when their drunk
28. If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.
29. Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this out while she’s at the wheel or she’ll freak and crash.
30. Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year.
31. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. many women think they can pull this off, but they always end up developing feelings for the guy.
32. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.
33. Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as “not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking awesome,” only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.
34. Women know where they stand looks-wise but worry about being considered cool, about which they’re unsure.
35. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild.
36. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal.
37. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.
38. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.
39. Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet.
40. At one point or another, women gone through your things looking for any evidence from past relationships. I’m talking photographs, postcards, mementos, address books, diaries. If you don’t like it, get rid of this stuff before letting them in your room. It’s not about trust; it’s about curiosity, and it drives them crazy till it’s been satiated.
41. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.
42. Got a new girl coming over? Your (tidy) bathroom should include clean linen, a box of Puffs Plus, and several full rolls of TP
43. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.
44. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.
45. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often.
46. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
47. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.
48. The more piercings she has, the more places she’ll let you put it.
49. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.
50. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.
51. Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay.
52. She likes one of your friends.
53. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.
54. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.
55. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.
56. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”
57. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.
58. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is 3. This really means about 10.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

friends with benefits:

1. Two fairly close, or very close friends have the hots for one another. they do have some sort caring for one another, but it is not one of a romantic couple.a man and a woman who don't enjoy commitment like to fool around with one another because they find each other attractive.
2. This is another word for a Booty Call. Usually 1 person ends up getting hurt (the female) because her feelings become involved. Its rare for the man to get hurt because most men dont confuse feelings with sex like us women do. If you think you can accept this type of relationship thinking it will evolve into something more later, you are wrong! Expect alot of CLOSING TIME calls. That means the bar is closed and he didnt find anything better so he calls you for booty.
3. A safe relationship, that mimics a real partnership but is void or greatly laking jealousy and other such emotions that come with a serious relationship.
8. A physically involved relationship, where both partners enjoy some comforts of sitting on the fence between serious relationship and simple friendship.
9. Any realtionship that can only be catagorized as being between Friends and Partners, also refered to as More then friendsTwo people break up over complictaions of a serious relationship and decide to continue their relationship a step down, but not far enough as to have physical bounderies.
10. friends with benefits When men only want sex and don't want to commit to the woman they're having it with.

She's good enough to fuck, but not good enough to be my
girlfriend. Therefore, we are friends with benefits.

>> Some stuff i collected about FWB's way back June 10, 2005. Why was i interested in finding out what it really is? I don't really know, I can't really remember what I was thinking or what felt when I looked it up. All I know is that I've been into this kind of relationship.

Yep, most of it or the top reason for having it is because of SEX, the chemistry. The commitment, I don't really know what's the reason behind it but for me, the reason was not entirely on sex. I wasn't ready for the relationship because there was someone else I really love, and was hoping to finally fullfill or realize the 5years of loving the person. The formality of the BF-GF thing.

I'm not really stressing on the sex here, but the reason or something to say defend the dirty impression people will think once they know I've been into one. (i mean 'em it was more than one). Oh well, I've my reason, and that was what i stated above and aside from that, I was looking for the affection, the person (i mentioned above) couldn't give to me. I mean I was in love, and I was hoping (turned out to be false hopes) that "mag-KAMI". I refer to this person as the "LOVE OF MY LIFE" that's why I couldn't give in to the BF-GF relationship my FWB's asked of me.

Two of the FWB's I've had was just more on the sex, but one, flourished... It grew to something else, LOVE(?) Well it was, budding, starting love, if only I've realized it sooner, well, it would have made it to us. The other one, was just ALL FOR SEX. We just couldn't resist each other, as in the chemistry's way too strong too fight. Did it grew to something else? I don't really know, maybe its in the process but since I haven't been seeing the guy for some time, I couldn't really weigh if it made it to something else...

But see, the real benefit here, the real benefit that I saw was that there is SOMEONE you could run to. Someone you could tell EVERYTHING. Your feelings, the people you've been with or even tell bout your SO or someone you really really love (someone who means the world to you), or your crush, or someone you like... Because there really are some things you have to keep from your SO esp if its about someone else (you do get tempted or face it, your just human, your bound to be attracted to someone other than your SO, worse even have a relationship other than your SO) because you don't want to loose em or that you are afraid they'll retaliate, or that they'll hate you(believe me they will, only a chosen few wont and will forgive you). They will get hurt, they won't listen, you won't be able to really tell them the story behind it and it'll just lead to more confusion and stuff.

That's the real benefit behind it. You'll reveal your every all and you'll feel good and be thankful that they'll understand. BUT, then the problem starts there too. You'll then begin to admire your FWB for understanding, for listening and he'll admire you and realize that you're something so then you fall in love. Then you'll be beating around the bush (as to what i stated above) You then won't be able to tell this FWB everything because they'll get hurt, because you'll want em to love you or have a relationship with em. He'll then start telling you not to do this and stuff, not to see this person, that he should be the only person you'll see blah blah blah...

i don't really know how to end this, i just want to keep on talking but it'll just end up too long to read. So I'll leave you with this, If ever you want to be in a FWB situation, think about it, or don't think, just imagine what confusion you'll be in. Oh well, its your life and whatever will do for a person...

Im just sharing some views, and some tips.. A listening ear and a open mind works really good. The ears are made to listen, so do just that and don't let everything you hear come out your mouth. You'll never know and understand the real story unless you finish it, all sides of it...

Life, its just one of the many complications of life =)